pokemon talk pokémon pokopia. They are usually really cute and nice. Sometimes they betray their own nature, or are a little creepy or really quite sad. And sometimes they’re just plain silly and downright weird. If you’ve been waiting for years to hear what the Pocket Monsters have to say, now is your lucky time. While some are exactly what you’d expect, other Pokémon are full of surprises. Read on for some of the strangest dialogue we’ve come across Pokopia until now.
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Kyogre (rural edition)
it’s not so much that Kyogre says, but how they say it. When you think “Demigod-like Pokémon controlling important parts of an ecosystem,” the mind doesn’t automatically jump to “your corn-fed neighbor on the farm ‘just down the road’ (50 miles away, across state lines).” The “all of you” and deleted word endings are a cute way to make a powerful titan seem friendly and approachable. There are other Pokémon, such as Blastoise and Hitmonlee, that speak a similar dialect. But it makes me wonder: yes Pokopia Kyogre got angry and blessed someone’s heart, would it drown the world?
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“Let’s make it wet!”
One of his first major tasks in Pokopia is rewetting the Withered Wastes so things can grow there and Pokémon don’t turn to dust. In other words, you’re wetting the region, which is fun in itself. But even more fun is when the Pokémon in the region help out and shout “Let’s get this place wet!” They are thoughtful enough to know that the word “wet” makes people uncomfortable, and yelling “let’s make this place wet” would make everyone uncomfortable. No a useful team building exercise. That’s very kind of you. However, it’s also a bit strange since none of them have ever seen a PC and presumably have never been on social media to know this detail.
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Horn Envy of Pinsir and Heracross
Pokémon are almost universally liked in Pokopiaexcept Heracross and Pinsir when seen. The two have a long argument about which horn is better, and things get a little nasty. Heracross calls Pinsir’s horns pathetic; Pinsir feels sorry that Heracross only has one horn (and a “lame excuse” for a horn, at that). It’s an unexpected riff on the Pokémon anime, where Goh’s Pinsir falls madly in love with Heracross. Unsurprisingly, people are responding to this by creating enemies-to-lovers scenarios and forcing the two to be roommates.
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Oddish’s unusual relationship with dirt
If Oddish meets Bellsprout, there’s a good chance the two will end up in a weird (ha) conversation about dirt. Oddish says that they love delicious soil, and Bellsprout (a literal plant with roots for feet) is surprised that Oddish eat dirt. Weird, confused, he tries to explain that they don’t eat dirt and they just know, somehowThat land is very rich. Bellsprout is completely obsessed with the idea of eating dirt, much to Oddish’s chagrin, and hopes to try it one day.
It’s a cute, weird little exchange, but also a fun nod to Oddish’s fluid history with dirt. Over the years, Oddish’s Pokédex entries have said that they grow by absorbing moonlight (Pokémon Crystal); They absorb nutrients from the soil through their bodies without consuming or interacting with the soil (Pokémon Ruby); and that lives underground to protect itself, but only grows thanks to the light of the moon (Pokémon Emerald). Alpha SapphireThe ‘dex’ entry tries to clarify and says that it is planted only using roots feet absorb nutrients, not your entire body, but only during the day. Later Pokémon games essentially gave up and just said, to paraphrase, “yeah, it’s a little weed guy that wanders around at night.”
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Volbeat’s Butt Fixation
Illumise and Volbeat are pretty proud of their butts. And I guess that makes sense. If fireflies were higher up the evolutionary chain (and could, you know, talk), I imagine they’d brag about how bright they are. his They are the buttocks and how much more beautiful than those of others.
Anyway, Volbeat knows how to talk and they are very happy with their butt, so much so that they ask you to please look at it. They then wonder what a human butt would be like, since Ditto has a human form and everything. Maybe it’s just an academic interest in human butts. Or maybe that feeling of wondering if someone is looking at you in a way you don’t like is just payback for all the times Gardevoir suffered (and continues to suffer) under the objectifying gazes of trainers.
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